Beer, pee, vomit and soap

Yesterday we had our bbq and had two beer spills, a coca-cola spill and two kids pee on the floor (one of them was Grace). I thought all the madness was over, then Elijah vomited last night all over himself and his bed from coughing too much. Then today, Grace peed on the floor again. Then she spilled bubble solution all over my carpet. I'm already ready to scream and Doug has only been gone for 7 hours. I'm not quite sure I will make it through the week.